b aka baby aka alin

b

b was a cute baby...she cried a lot, as trademark of hapsah & hanif's brats and ate a lot too...as a result, she pooped a lot and required almost constant attention...to make long story short, aboy was also similar to her elder sister in this sense...(these 4 sentences are the official opening of this long long essay!hohoho!)

b was also mischievous...when she was young, probably 2-3 years old (story was retold by dear mama, it was hilarious!), mama had asked her to look after aboy for a few minutes...i think mama needed to visit the loo or something...it all happened in the living hall...mama was suspicious of b since she had shown some tendencies of abusing other babies (must be inherited directly from her elder sister gegel, she was way way worse, the baby godzilla of the family)...so after a few seconds, mama checked upon these two...what she saw shocked her...b was suffocating aboy with his pillow!...alas, mama was there right on time to prolong baby boy's worthless, errr, worthy life....

secondly, b was stubborn...wait a minute...she IS still stubborn...some of great stories to be retold to next generation: she insisted for another track match when another team had accidentally passed the wrong baton to her, causing her team, which was winning, to get the 2nd or third place...she was around 9 or 10 when this happened...

u must understand this...b never never ever lose...i mean in her vocabulary, there are only number 1, 2, 3; the best; top 10; all As; the prettiest; the cutest; the smartest; and all the best '-est' in the list of english words...if she thinks she is worthy of number one, she'll stand there, unbudging, with her eyes boring into ur skull through ur eyeballs until she gets what she deserves...at least half of the time she gets it, either coz she is actually worth the honour or people just know her well and surrender before the long endless war of wills....

another story is how she would withstand any kind of punishment, even when she was a baby just to show she could take it...she would stand there, arms straight on the side, hands fisting, lips on a straight line, face tilted down by a small degree, looking either at u or straight, unmoving until u r done with ur punishment...she would never ever cry....ever...once, when she was 4/5, she knocked onto something and fell, while cycling around the neigbourhood, i think, and cut her forehead 4-6 cm wide...she was bleeding profusely and needed some stitches, and yet, she never cry, not even once...

b is also an old busybody...she has the tendency to be really really really interested in things we buy, especially after a shopping trip...it doesn't matter if we go out and buy ordinary stationaries, she must see what's in the bag...when she is older, her tendency to do this lessen...that's a major relief coz that habit was actually extremely irritating...

lastly, b is a master taking-chance-kind-of-person...every time someone opens his/her wallet and say 'buy/order anything u want', she will actually go and do exactly that...with no restraint...if it's lunch, she will get the full course - entree, main and dessert...if it's clothes, she will try to get at least 2 things...and so on...

of course there are thousands of stories of b growing up, but alas, i'm too tired to think more and wants to move on to the next subject - baby boy aka aboy aka the-real-name-huzayev...be ready for more hot stuff...