crazy disgusting thing i do

well, there are actually lots and lots of them...but today, i'll keep my dignity, whatever left of it anyway, and tell u one particular habit that is never broken...so far...i am damn lazy...practically everyone who knows me well know this bit...but the extraordinary thing that comes out of this fact is the fact that when i get too lazy to take an evening shower (yes i do frequently take a minimum of 2 showers daily, morning and evening ones, non-laziness permitted), i will not change from my dirty day clothes and dutifully sleep on the floor for the night...

the reason: i am dirty, my clothes are dirty, new clothes mean spreading dirtiness and therefore keep on wearing the clothes i am already wearing...the goes to sleeping on the floor...it means my bed will be kept pristine clean...i can bet u $1000 that there must be at least another person in this world who does this...i am not the only one, so i don't feel isolated and i feel very justified...take that!!!!....the end...

dancing la la la

i've been dancing to black eyed peas - meet me halfway and chipmunk feat. dayo olatunji - oopsy daisy...can u meet me halfway...can u meet me halfway...can u meet me halfwayyyyy????...oopsy daisy, i hurt u again, crushed ur heart at the palm of ur hand...oopsy daisy...

when a human being is bored even though one got like a million of important things to do, say, like homework and such, what does one do?....yes, anything else other than these important works, like surfing youtube and watching a bunch of cats playing with rabbits...in my case, just a moment ago, i read some blogs...not mine, mind you, i'm not THAT narcissistic...okay, a tad...a slight TAD!...anyway, from one of these blogs, i saw this 'how much is your website worth?'...any my blog result is: bang the drums please....drudrudrummmmm....yes!...a whopping $23, 053.48!!!!....furthermore, apparently i am online (aka blogging) since 31 July 2000 and most of my dear readers are from the land of Uncle Sam!!!!...

ARE U SHITTING ME?

$23, 053.48???...2000???....US????...IN MY DREAMS!!!....my blog will NEVER ever worth that much!...after all, this is just a measly blog, not youtube or something like that!!!...2000?...i started blogging a year ago!...not that i have a memory of an elephant, but please, at least do believe me when i say that i still managed to remember when i start crapping all over the net...america???...hahahaha...that's so absurd, it's like i'm making a statement that i pass my stupid driving test a few months ago (u know damn well i failed spectacularly)...tsk tsk tsk...the things we find online...

rules for little girls

i've seen some unimaginable horror in my not-so-considerable-but-still-long-enough lifetime...i've done some of them, i'm sorry to say, and will probably do it again in the future....but there are some rules that ALL girls must adhere to...i mean ALL girls....i'm talking about fashion faux-pas...with exception of marilyn manson, lady gaga, bjork, aliens and pampered hollywood poodles, ALL girls must follow these fashion guideline...this guide is so basic, i'm not telling you how to dress, just how not to dress horribly that you look like you are from outer space or you had 7 gallons of tequila before you dress this morning...the rules are:

always stick to 3 colours at one time...more than 3 colours are permitted on certain occasions but that is another story all together...

never wear too much print eg leopard, jungle, tiger, stripes, flowers...this means no matching pantsuit, all made from red and white polka dots...that was never accepted in the 80's and will never be accepted now...accept that...the only acceptable occasions for full print from top to bottom are summer dresses or any dresses (usually flowers or some geometric designs) or masquerade or some sort...

never ever ever wear matching colours from top to bottom...like all read from your top, to your skirt, to your bags and shoes...you will look like a walking red colour palette...again, this is only permitted for some who can carry the look....

wear minimal jewelry...wear either bangles or bracelet or necklace or earrings or ring at one time...2 is acceptable, depending on the size of each accessory and other accessories such as brooches, bags, shoes and shawls...remember, less is more...

make-up...this is a sensitive subject...too much of it may project the poopie-the-clown look...focus on one aspect of your face, say your eyes or your lips and go all out at that section...heavy make-up is for night time while light or natural make-up is for daytime...never put too much blusher on your cheeks and always put some blusher on your forehead, nose and around your mouth to even out the pinkness of your blusher...if you want to make your eyes look bigger, use eyeliner, but, remember to practice wearing it first!...always always put on moisturizer and foundation before putting on make up and clean your face thoroughly with milk base facial cleanser before you go to sleep...this subject is a topic by itself, so let's leave it at that...

and lastly and most essential: be confident!...it's all the way you carry your look that carries the day, not the clothes...remember: it's you who make the clothes, not the other way round...if you are confident, no matter how crazy you dress, you will always look acceptable and unique...

if you follow these basic rules, you can never go wrong, or at least look wrong!...if not, c'est la vie!...wear whatever you want and make merry!...it's your life, after it's all over and done with ;-P

congratulations!

after the not-a-ranting-post below, let's move on to congratulations-post!...congrats to fellow friends:

fellow doctors, u know who u are,

millions of congratulations!

all your hard work, sweat, blood and tears are paid off!...be the best doctors ever, i'll be seeing u guys for free treatment *wink wink*....i love ur dark pink robes and ur grad dresses and suits!...u guys looked beautiful today!

YOU ARE FIRED, YOU LOSER WHO CAN'T SPELL & STALK PROPERLY!

'terminate your status as Ask Hugo Apprentice effective immediately'

yup....that's part of an email i just got today from my previous employer of a part-time job...an ex-employer of less than 24 hours!!!....HAHAHAHAHA....god knows i deserve it...it was such a mind-numbing job, i whined about it almost from the start of the job until my termination about a few hours ago...i guess i could say it is a great relief for me that that fire me before i quit...like fazan said, 'we have different expectations'....what rot...it was a loser job for a loser like me, so everyone lose!...hahahaha....

i should've stick to medicine if i really want all the stress...sometimes, when my supervisor/employer sounded so officious and made me feel like a sore loser, i really want to shout, 'if i want this kind of unnecessary stress, i might as well do medicine all over again!at least i can kill u later when u see me for treatment at the hospital and get hell a thousand more times money than this crappy job!'....HAHAHAHA...i am evil...

seriously, i was a bad person for this job...the rush cause me to make more mistakes....more mistakes mean more flak from the bosses....more flak means more stress...more stress leads to more mistakes...it was a vicious cycle...and for the fact that i talk bad about this job to ALL of my friends and on facebook, that means i really hate the job...anyway, thanks for the termination email!...it sounded so nice, even if the point is so disheartening (seriously, i don't miss this job, i don't even need the money)...wait...i need the money...but not that badly that i can tolerate more stress in my life...

i have casual and part-time jobs before...and i can guarantee all of these previous employers thinks i am a good bet...that's why i been called back for other jobs...i have worked part-time before and i love my jobs even if they are physically tiring...ASK HUGO is another matter entirely...i was really afraid to make mistakes...and i did make a lot of unforgivable mistakes...it was stupid and the customers didn't deserve my stupidity...and, i still hate this job...the supervisors were scary...the whole program freezes so many times, it took me longer to answer, which was in turn, unacceptable...*sigh*....and i also hate being a stalker, coz basically that's what this job unofficial description is, 'unofficial professional stalker'...don't get me wrong, i love stalking my family, just not some random strangers...it gave me the willies...

thank you ASK HUGO...and to all of my friends out there...please don't waste ur money texting...u should just go online on ur mobile, find internet somewhere, call ur friends or even see a psychiatrist if u need more info or need reassurance or someone talk to...this is not about revenge, i really have no hard feelings towards ASK HUGO....i don't deserve this job, they also don't deserve me...it's not a mutually satisfying arrangement for both of us...my whole point is, this is for those who are either: stalkers, bored to death, have too much time and money on their hands, or stupid...

again, this is not a ranting post...just a funny event of my life :)

p/s: oh the reasons of my termination are: bad spelling, missing information and hmm another one, but i can't seem to care and remember...too bad one of the master (aka supervisor/boss) was really nice!... shout-out to kokkai!...he made my days on the hellish job bearable sometimes!

who, me?

don't u think that most of us have an exaggerated view of ourselves?...at least do acknowledge that we do that secretly...we believe that we are essentially good people, well, with exception of psychopaths out there...even psychopaths may believe that they are actually all sweetness and sunshine...basically, it is what WE believe of ourselves....we can deny all we want, i even do that all the time...for example:

miss x: harley u r such a great person! u have such talent bla bla bla...

harley: no no! i'm not that great! my talent is modest so and so...

(in my head: YEAYAH!!! i am definitely great! my talent is matchless! wow at least u know that! take that *some bitches who think u i am a great loser*)

u feel the glow of pleasure when complimented right?...even if, say, 98% of the time they don't mean it, they are just trying to make conversation/butter u up for some reason or another/don't know what to say when they see u/whatever reason they compliment u other than the real compliment itself....i definitely inflate like a balloon when someone told me that i'm:

a snazzy dresser (not true, i know, but alas i want to believe that!...no, i'm not faking false modesty here)

pretty (blatant untruth, but i'm happy nonetheless)

organized (OCD more likely but that's another point of view, no?)

friendly (hmm i'm temperamental, so it all depends on luck...some people will get lucky and see my friendlier side, some may see my ugly-bitchy-snobby-whiny self...good luck to u poor buggers!)

thin (that's stretching the truth too far, isn't it mate?)

desirable (just saying...HAHAHAHA!)

brilliant....well, let's not get carried away here...no one ever EVER say that to my face....so, yeah, just making conversation here, ya know....

actually, this intrinsic believe that we achieve greatness may be good for ur psyche in some ways...it causes us to aspire for more and enables us to move forward...this also causes us to see that the world is limitless and we can conquer our fears no matter what...however, the big 'but' to intrude my positive enthusiasm here, too much self-confidence and too little humility can be annoying...witness american idol's auditions...some get nasty when they are not picked, when it is evident that their talent is let's just say not that great...then again, when u think about it, it's their right to feel and believe whatever they want to feel and believe...we all makes our own choices right?...

my dream

since i don't have anything important to say (not that i have anything important to say most of the time anyway), let's talk about dreams...i have the weirdest dream yesterday...considering most dreams are weird anyway, that's the nature of the beast, i think this dream has it's own meaning...it must come from my subconscious of my wants and dreams (that word again!)....

i dreamt of buying 3 pretty cute sets of beddings...yes, beddings...they consist of: bedsheets (fitted or otherwise), valance (weird but that's how dreams go), pillowcases and duvet cover...i distinctly remember they are yellow with geometric patterns (my favourite), red and some other colour which is definitely not glaring pink...i think this dream was trying to tell me to go out and get a new set of DUVET COVER, at least...i'm kinda sick of looking at all that pink after 2 days of acquiring it...

it also tried to convey a message to me that i have the prerequisite of acquiring a new duvet cover, that is money, now...will it be wasteful to buy another duvet cover?....i'm not sure....but i cannot in hell live with this fluff of pinkness for another 6 months!...funny, joyce was commenting the other day how pink my life is...PINK IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE, AIDEZ-MOI!!!!...maybe there is some sort of pink alien who is trying to invade human's life!!!...it has it's own nasty purpose that only the alien knows of....maybe to get us visually sick from all the pinkness?....

with that fruit of thought, i leave u, gentle reader, to ponder on

(i don't know what the hell i'm talking about)