learn about thyself

cleaning up and clearing up shoe racks enlighten me to a few facts of my inner self:

1. i'm a shoe-whore (not that i don't notice this before)...i have tons of shoes...particularly heels...and flats...and shoes...more shoes...
2. my shoes occupy a third of my family shoe rack (more like a shoe wardrobe)...this is a notable achievement...the fact that i come from a family of 7, 5 of them being females with lots of shoes...u do the math...
3. i take great care of my shoes...truly...i have shoes aged more than 5 years, in healthy condition...shows how great my shoes love is...
4. i want more shoes...
5. my mom should buy a bigger shoe-wardrobe...
6. i want more money to buy more shoes...
7. i need a rich as dirt sugar daddy...to pay for my shoes...
8. i want to go shoe shopping...

this is the harley's great enlightenment of the week...