Sunday, February 15, 2009

lookin' for L.O.V.E

well the pathetic me make this joke of looking for a bf ALL THE TIME with my gfs...talking to put jolted me out of my patheticness....i'm not really seriously looking for bf for the right reasons such as someone to love etc etc...more like, someone to pay for dinner, presents for bdays n such (such mercenary reasons)....


a friend asked me what should she do if some guy she knows confesses his feelings for her when she has not a speck of affection for him...ah the genius love guru is the one she turned to for la-di-da advice...and why am i a genius love guru u ask?ahhh that's coz i'm never in love, never have a bf before in my freaking 22 years of life (ah give or take a year...or two...older or younger, mind you!clue:i'm talking about my age here), never have any serious crush on ANY GUY, never have any guy HAVING A DEEP PASSIONATE love or crush on me....and so on....


that's the extent of my innocence in love...probably she thought that due to that i have a third person view on love issues (more like my unhealthy addiction to yup, romance books....they rot my brain n perceptions)....anyway back to the real issue here...advice to the lovelorn (or love-u-not)...i'm no more a wise owl than any of u out there on the matters of the heart...i know the basics....my mama taught me a lot (she did have a wide as the ocean experience before my dad....unlike her poor firstborn)


for some examples:
  • never lead a guy on if you have no feelings for him and plans to stay that way....
  • let him down gently (no cursing, no smirking, no spitting...hey no joke...some stupid girls had done this in the past and i'm sure some clueless bimbo will do it again in not so distant future)
  • leading a guy means: accepting dinner dates (here means only u and him n no other pesky gfs), accepting his gifts (no matter how small it is such as daily dinner....that's not small though), treating him like his the god of the universe (cooking for him, talking to him online almost 24/7 and txting and calling him all the time...sounds stalkerish to me)
  • guys can act like a freak if u either lead him on or reject him like he's a disgusting worm on ur toes

moving on to the patheticness of my non-existant love life...i mourn it so...i wish at least some guy has a crush on me!my friend said it's not flattering and weird but ah....to be crushed on (err...doesn't sound right does it)....anyway, i rarely think of my love life....but when someone talks about his/her significant other or asking all sorts of love-hate advice or complaining about his/her loved ones, i feel like running to the streets and kidnap a stranger (a GUY of course) and force him into being my THE ONE until he finally submits....opps, that's a sure way of showing that i have finally done it and break a major blood vessel in my brain...


ah...funny how i want a significant other when i sometimes think it's too much a hassle....well, cupid, i'm all a-quiver waiting for ur arrow to strike right in the middle of my poor heart...please do it soon ya?i want to shuck my pathetic no-lovelife label from smack in the middle of my forehead....stupid cupid!hehehe...

2 comments:

princessyafa said...

haha...harly looks like u r in la-laland again>>>nowadays it's no good waiting lah somehow we have to give a jumpstart...even though u dun have someone crushing on you but i know there's a lot of ppl that u have crush on hahaha

Harley said...

hahaha...not desperate enough to jump the bandwagon la put...i seriously have no SERIOUS LONG LASTING crush ever!hahaha...not worthy of my precioouussss time!hehehe...u introduce me to a worthy guy k?i'll name my first daughter after u!hehehe...

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